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Brazzers3X.me,PornHD4k.tv,PornHD3x.meakaPornHD3x.tv!I'vebeenreviewingalotofweirdshitlately,soIgottasay,it'sbeenabitofatreattobeabletogetbacktothebasics.Istartedoutreviewingstandardmainstreamporn,thenmainstreambecameniche,andwhen"StepSisters"struck,everyonestartedjackingofftoincestporn.Thesedays,thatshitisunavoidable,butit'sirrelevanttothisreview.WhatI'mreportingonhereisastandardass,basicasstubesitethat'sheretobringyouhighquality,highresolution,highpitchedpornscenesfromthebestinthebusiness.AnddidImentionit'sallcompletelyfree?That'sright,thisisafreetubesite.Talkaboutgettingbacktobasics,amIright?So,whythissite?Whynotsomethingmoremainstream?Well,IhaveafewgoodreasonswhyIlikesiteslikeBrazzers3X.me,andit'salittlehardtoexplain,butbearwithme.Inthepast,thebiggersites,youknowtheonesthathadamonopolyonporntubeservices,theywereastaple.Theyhadthebestpornbecausetheyhadthemostporn.Eventhoughwe'vealwayshadtonsofporntowatch,therewasatimewhenthesesitesgotoutofcontrol.Thesedays,youraveragemainstreamvideositeisfloodedwithwhateverthemarkethascomeupwith.Soifyoudon'tlikecamwhoresorstepsisters,you'reoutofluck.Ifyoujustwanttoenjoysomeregulartriple-Asexscenes,youcan'tfindthemaseasilyasyouusedto.EspeciallyawesomeshitThere'sgoodporn,andthere'stop-tierporn.You'veheardofsomeofthesenamesbefore.Brazzersisdefinitelygoingtocatchalotofpeople'sattention.Then,therearesomeslightlynewertitleslikeNaughtyAmerica.Now,thissitemayhaveBrazzersinitsname,butit'sdefinitelynotBrazzers.Thatcanbealittleconfusing.I'llgettothatlater.Thepointis,youseeatonofvideosherethatcomedirectlyfromthesegiants,andtheredoesn'tseemtobeanyparticularpreference.Idon'tgetthefeelingthattheyhaveaseriouspushforanyonesite.Ifanything,itlooksliketheyarejustdumpingalloftheseawesomenewvideosbecausetheyareshowingupeveryday.Thismeansthateverysingledayyouaregettingabunchofnewhigh-levelpornvideosthatarethebestofthebest.Youcanseewhichsitetheyarefrom,andnaturally,theykeeptheiroriginaltitles,sosortingthroughthemisabreeze.Also,sinceeachofthesesiteshastheirownlittlestyle.Theycan'tbemoredifferentfromoneanother.Theydefinitelyfallunderthesameumbrella.However,thereareenoughdifferencesbetweenthemsothatwhenyouseeaparticularsitename,youhaveavagueideaofwhatyouaregettinginto.Imean,ifyouhavewatchedsomeofNaughtyAmerica'svideos,youshouldbeabletodifferentiatebetweentheirworkandtheworkofBangBros,forexample.ThisgivesyoualotofpowerwhenbrowsingBrazzers3X.Now,regardingsorting,IthinkIneedtogooveralittlebitofhowthisamazingsiteisorganized.SimplebuttdesignLet'sgettheboringstuffoutofthewayfirst,thissiteisblandandIlikeitthatway.It'sgrey,moregrey,blackwithwhitelettering.WhatmorethefuckcouldIaskfor?Theyhaveacoupleofheaderlinkswhichkindofannoymebutonceyoutryitonceyougetthehangofit.WhatIdon'tlikeisthatacoupleofthoselinksareadsandyoucan'ttell.So,"RealityKings"isasubsectionofthesite.It'sbasicallyafilterincaseyouonlywanttoseevideosfromthatsite.It'sprettysimple.Ilikeit.But,forexample,JAVdoesn'tpointtoasectionofthesite.ThereisnoJAVonthissite,justWesterntriple-Aproductions.Sothatmeanssomeofthelinksaredirectredirectstoaffiliatesites.There'snothingwrongwithhavinglinksbetweensimilarpornsites,andIpreferitthatway.Ijustwishtheyuseddifferentcolorsforthesites,orseparatedthemout.Theyhaveahandylinktomysitehereifyou'recravingsomepornreviews,andIreallyappreciatetheirhelp.They'veputmynameingreen.That'sprettyfuckingawesome.Theyshouldprobablydothatwiththeotherlinksaswell.It'snotabigdealanyway,andthenewsiteopensinanewtab,soattheendofthedayit'sjustextrafreedirt.VideoQualityIt'sreallyimpressivehowconsistentinqualityallthevideosonthissiteare.Let'sstartfromthebeginning.Youpickavideoyoulike;youclickonit,and...itactuallystartsplayinginstantly.I'veneverseenthisonanyothersitebefore.No,Imean,itactuallystartsplayinginstantly...onyourscreen,withnoloadingtimeatall.Howdotheydothat?I'vebeentosomesitesdirectlyonthesite'smaindomain,andtheycantakeforevertogettheactionstarted.I'veseenalotofloadingscreensinmyday.OnBrazzers3X,Ididn'tseeasingleloadingscreen.Granted,Ihaveaprettygoodinternetconnection-fiberopticandallthat.Butthatdidn'tseemtomatter,becausethoseserversweren'toverloaded.Oh,andspeakingofservers,thesearenotBrazzers3X'sservers.Theyhosttheirownsite,andasfarasthumbnailsgo,butnotthevideosthemselves.Theydo,theyembedvideosfromthird-partysources.Ihavenoideawherethesevideosareactuallyhosted,andthemeanstofigureitoutisabovemypaygrade,butIassumetheyarecomingstraightfromthesource.Idon'tknowifthisisaclevermarketingploytogetyoubackintoBangBrosandBrazzerssubscriptions,orifthissiteisgoodenoughtoreplacethosesitesentirelysinceyougetalltheirpornforfreehere.Regardless,it'safreeworldandafreeinternet,sojerkofftowhateveryouwant.AsforBrazzers3X,theydon'thostthevideosthemselves,sojustthinkofthemasaplacetogetembeddedclips.Onelastthingaboutthevideoquality,I'mnotsureifit's1080p.Itlookslike1080p,butIcan'tcheck.Imean,I'msurethere'ssomekindofsoftwarethatcanscantheinputandtellme,butlikeIsaid,thetechnicalstuffisabovemypaygrade.Ireviewporn,nottheaccessoriestoporn.Tomyeyes,it's1080p,andconsideringwhatIsaidabouthowfastitloads,it'sprettyshocking.Imean,yougetallthisstuffforfree.Whatelsecanyoucomplainabout?Now,it'salittleoddthattheplayerdoesn'thaveanyoptionsfordifferentqualities.Itonlyloadsonetypeofvideo,andthere'snowaytofiddlewiththeresolution.Iguessthismeansthatifyouhaveapoorconnection,thissitemightbeaproblemforyou.But,fromwhatIunderstand,youneedabout5MbpstostreamHDporn,andatthispoint,everyoneshouldhaveaconnectionlikethat.We'retalkingbasicDSLatthispoint.Youcanstreamthisstufffromspace.Whysettleforsecondbest?Inapornworldfilledwithcamwhoresandincestgarbage,it'shardtofindagoodsourceofqualitypornwithroundasses,bigtits,andtalentedoldsluts.Theseareyoungbeautieswithtraditionalpornvalues-thatis,theytakedickintheirass,andtheyloveit.Theydon'tsaystupidthings,theydon'tcallyoudaddy,theyjusttakedickformoney,andtheydoitbeautifully.Ifeelalittleold-fashionedtosaythis,butthisisbasicallyclassicpornnow.Soon,we'llbecallingPlayboyandChick-fil-Aporn"retro."Anyway,ifyou'reafanofclassicpornandyouwanttoseeahigh-resolutionvideowiththemailmandeliveringagiantpackagestraighttoahotgirl'spussy,thenBrazzers3Xistheplaceforyou.Theyuploadnewvideoseveryday,andthereareusuallyseveralvideostosiftthroughatonce.They'realsoprettyeasytosortthroughallthesitetags.Unfortunately,therearenogenretagshere,butthey'renottotallynecessary.Almosteveryvideohereiseitheraguyonagirloracoupleofgirlshavinganorgytogether.What'snottolike?Ifyou'reastraightguyandyouknowqualitypussy,you'llfeelrightathomeonthissite,sodigthefuckout.
