Web Introduction
DamnNewgrounds(18+),Ihaven'theardfromthissiteinages.Don'tgetmewrong,thissiteisstillpopulartoday,butit'snowherenearaspopularasitoncewas,sowhyisthat?Tobehonest,nooneknowswhythissiteisn'tevenhalfaspopularasitoncewas,butIcantellyouonething,itstillhassomegreatadultvideogamesonit,andIcan'tunderstandwhypeoplearen'tinterestedinthemanymore.Imean,theydeservemoreattentionbecausethegamesarewellmade,andIdon'tseemanysitesthatcancomparetoNewgroundsAdultGameswhenitcomestoadultgames.Therearesomegreatporngameswithinterestingplotsonsomesites,but,let'sbehonest,whocaresabouttheplot?Peoplejustwanttositbackandcontroltheircharactertofucktheirfavoritegamecharacter,oracharacterfromtheirfavoritemovieorTVshow,atdifferentspeedsandangles.That'sjusthowpeopleare.So,ifyou'relikemostpeople,thenNewgrounds,asitewithacollectionofadultgamesthatwilldriveyoucrazy,isthesitetogoto.Thankfully,notonlydotheyofferthesegamesforfree,butthey'reallplayablerightinyourbrowser,soyoudon'thavetoworryaboutvirusesormalware.Nodownloading,nocharactercreation,nothing!Thesitehasaveryminimalistdesignandisdividedintoalotofdifferentsections,buthonestly,youdon'thavetocareabouttheothersectionsbecauseI'vealreadyexplainedit:allthegamesareinthissection.ThisisthebestsectiononNewGrounds.Sure,therearesectionswhereyoucanseehotphotosandstuff,butwouldn'tyouwanttointeractwiththeminsomeway?Imean,I'msurethatforyou,imaginationaloneisnotenough.Ipersonallycan'tbesatisfiedwithjustmyimagination,Ibetonthat.Imaginingmyselfhavingsexwiththesecartoonbeautiesisboring,Iwanttoreallyfuckthem,atleastintheir2Dworld,becausethat'sallIcando.Onceyousuccessfullyopenthe"AdultGames"pageonNewGrounds,thesitewillimmediatelywarnyouthatyouhavefounda"treasure",andtheyarenotwrongtosayso.Imean,Ialreadyexplainedit.IfyoupayattentiontowhatIsaid,thenyoushouldknow.NewGrounds'ssidebarwilloccasionallyhavesomeads,butIdon'tthinktheyareabigproblem.Onthecontrary,theyactuallyprovideadifferentbrowsingexperiencebecausetheyarenot"intrusive"atall.Theyonlymakeupasmallportionofthesite,sotheydon'treallybotherme.Sometimes,though,theycangetprettykinky.Isawonethatfeaturedanalienwithtwodicksfuckinganalienwithtwopussies,andIwasblownaway.I'mnotsayingIlikedthead,I'mjustshockedthatanyonecouldcomeupwithsomethinglikethat.Ialsosawonethatfeaturedtwoseamonstersfuckingaprettygirlonthebeach.Ifthat'snotkinkyenough,Idon'tknowwhatis.Also,whilethesiteissimpletouse,it'snotafeature-lesssite,quitetheopposite.Youcanratethegamesyouplay,youcanreviewthem,andyoucanseehowmanytimesthey'vebeenviewedbyotherpeople.Honestly,IwasshockedwhenIsawthenumberofviewsonsomeofthegames.Have20millionpeoplereallywatchedacuteJapaneseschoolgirlgetherassspankedbyamonsterwithitsgiantdick?Dopeoplereallylikethisstuffsomuch?Thisiscrazy.Youcanfindallkindsofcharactersonthesite,you'llfindSkullgirls,andyou'llfindanadultversionofGwenfromBen10AlienSaga,andyou'llfindhumanoidcharactersfromMyLittlePony,andalotmore,butmostofthemarehentaigirls.Oh,andIevenfoundsomePokemonporn.Gross.Isn'tthisjustzoophilia?Butwhoreallycares?Withasitelikethis,therearebasicallynolimits.Pervertsarewelcometovisit,butthereisalsosomethingheretosatisfythefewofuswholikethemoreaestheticcontent,whichisnice.However,onethingthatshouldbepointedoutisthattherearen'tthatmanyporngamesonthissite.Infact,thereareonlyabout6pagesofcollectionswith30gamesperpage,soyoucandothemath.ButIdon'tthinkthisisaproblem.Imean,Iusedtoenjoyplayingthesegames,andsomeofthemgetupdatedfrequently,sothemostyoucandoisplay2or3gamesandwaitforthemtobeupdated.Imean,whohasthetimeandpatiencetoplay180gameswithoutastory?Notmanypeoplecandothat,I'msureofthat.Anyway,let'sstopchattingandtakealookatsomerealstatisticsonadultgamesonNewgrounds.FunctionThefirstthingIwanttopointoutisthatNewgroundsdoeshaveaniceratingsystem,whichhelpsyoufigureoutthequalityofthegames.Imean,eachgamehasadescription,butthesitedoesn'ttellyoumuchaboutthegame,soyouneedthis5-starratingsystemforthegeneralpublictofigureoutthequalityofthegame.Also,peopleoftenleavereviewsforthegames,whichisnice.Someofthesereviewsarepraise,somearecriticism,youknow.It'sthesameasyoutube.Thegamesloadquicklysotheyplayverysmoothly.AsIalreadysaid,youdon'thavetodownloadthegames,youcanplaythemrightinyourbrowserwhichisnice.Youcanseethenamesofthepeoplewhouploadedthegameswhichisnicebecauseifyoulikeagameuploadedbysomeoneyoucangodirectlytotheirpage.Seeiftheyuploadedanynewgames?Seeifthey'vebeenslackingofflately?Checkitoutforyourself.Doesthissitehavecategorycategories?AsitelikeNewgroundsactuallyhascategoriesfortheiradultgames?Youhavetobekiddingme.Itotallydidn'texpectthat,butI'mreallygladtheydidit!Butthenagain,therearen'tthatmanycategorieshere.First,there'sthe"AdultCartoons"category,whichisfocusedonadultgamesthatuseWesterncartooncharacters,thenthere'sthe"DatingSims"category,whichistheonetocheckoutifyoulikeadultgameswithplots.Oh,andthere'salsoacategoryforeroticdressupgames,whichIthinkisabitperverted.There'salsoa"GayAdultGames"sectionfortheLGBTQcommunity,whereyoucanseesomeguy-on-guyandgirl-on-girlstuff,whichisprettycool.The"Hentai"sectionisprettyself-explanatory,unlessyou'veneverseenhentai.Chicksgettinggangbanged,fuckedbytentaclemonsterswith10dicks,andsoon.There'salsoasectionthatsharesthelatestcontentonthesite,rightbelowthesectionthatliststhecategorynames.Naturally,youcanseehowmanytimesthegameshavebeenviewed,andyoucanalsofindoutifthey'reactualadultgamesorpornvideosdisguisedasgames.Ishouldhaveraisedmyexpectationsabit...Tobehonest,IwasveryimpressedwithNewGrounds.combecausethegamesherearereallywellmadeandthesiteknowshowtohelpmefindthegamesIlike.Allinall,ifyoulikenon-plotadultgamesthatfocusondifferentpositionsanddifferentcameraangles,thenthisisaverygoodplace.
