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WhenIneedalittlekickinthebuttduringalongfucksession,Ipulloutmypornvideogames.Myfansarewellawareofthefunofthegames.Besidesstrokingyourmanhorns,that'sallyou"addicts"do.I'msurprisedyoutakebreaksforfood,water,andsleep.GoingtothenextlevelPlayingFortniteorModernWarfareisfun,butplayingpornonUndercurrentClubiswaybetterthaneither.Forbetaplayerslikeyou,thisistheultimatesexualthrill.There'snothingbetterthanthis,unlessyoucanfindawaytoalphaupgrade.Trustmeit'seasiersaidthandone.Goingfrombetatoalphaisalmostimpossible.I'veonlyeverseenonepersondoit,buthehadtogiveitallupandtakeitallback.Youdon'thavetherightphysiquetocompletesuchalife-changingpersonaljourney.Butwhocares?Aslongasadultgamesexist,it'sfine.However,youneedtodevelopsometalentstomakebetteruseofadultvideogames.Howluckyareyoutohavemeheretohelp?SkilledhandsPerhapsthemostimportantskillyouneedtomasterbeforejoiningtheunderwaterclubistoholdthegamecontrollerinonehandandmasturbatewiththeother.Thisisnotaneasytask.Atfirst,youneedtoconcentrate,butafterpropertraining,itwillbecomesecondnature.Irecommendthatyoupracticerubbingyourbellywithonehandandpattingyourheadwiththeother.Thiswillhelpyourbrainmentallycompartmentalizeyourlimbssotheycanperformdifferenttaskssimultaneously.Ifanyofmyreadershappentoplayaninstrumentorjuggle,you'llhavealeguponyourcompetition.Onceyougetthehangofthebasicsandstarttofeelcomfortablewithyourhands,youcanpracticemassagingthetesticleswhileworkingontheshaftandtipofthetesticles.Beginnerswillthinkit'simpossible,butwiththerighttechnique,you'llbeabletopleaseyourpenisandstrokeyourcum-maker.Trustme,it'sworththeeffort.Evenifyoudon'tplayporngames,youcanfindroomforyournewtalent.Thebestuseofit,though,istojerkoffatTheUndertowClub.Theyhaveaselectionoftop-notchpornvideogamestohoneyourskills.Youmayneverwatchtraditionalpornagain.ChangeyourskateboardIfyouhaven'tswitchedlubesyet,Irecommendswitchingfromlotiontowater-basedlubes.First,theyfeelniceanddon'tgetabsorbedintotheskinasquickly.Ifitdries,justspititonyourpenis.Second,andmoreimportantly,they'reeasiertocleanoutofyourgamecontroller.IfyoumakeahabitofmasturbatingtoDarkClub,cleaningthecontrollerwillbecomepartofyourroutine.Lotionisadirtybitch.Soeitheruselubeorspend50bucksamonthonanewcontroller.It'suptoyou.Someidiotsthinktheycangetaroundthisbyusingamouseandkeyboardinsteadofagamepad.Hatetobreakittoyou,butthat'snotpossible.Youcan'tuseyourcomputerifyoufloodyourkeyboardandmousewithlubeandcum.Idon'tknowaboutyou,butthatsoundslikesomethingoutofahorrormovietome.Ican'tlivewithoutInternetpornonadailybasis.Nowthatyouhaveacquiredthebasicskillsneededtoenjoyporngames,it'stimetofamiliarizeyourselfwiththegamingscene.Porngamersareagroupofpeoplewhoarepassionateaboutmasturbation.Theyarethemostreliableanddeterminednymphomaniacsintheworld.Thebestwaytogetyourselfinvolvedintheporngamingcommunityisthroughblogs.Blogshavelongbeenhometothemostdedicatedpornwatchersandenthusiasts.Expertssharetipsandtricks,discussporngaming,andswapwarstories.RapidsandTrapsTheUndertowClubisonesuchblog.Theyoffereverythingfromamateuradultgamingtoadultgamingprofessors.Animportantpartofadultgamesistropes.Manygamescontainoneormoreclassictropesthatcontinuetoarouseplayersnomatterhowmanytimestheyareused.YoucanreadablogpostonthesubjectonTheUndertowClub,butI'lljustintroduceyoutoafewofmyfavoritesrightnow.Oneofthemostpopulartropesinmanyshemalegamesisbreastenlargement.Whowouldn’twanttomakeawoman’sbreastsbigger?Nomatterhowbigtheyalreadyare.Breastscanalwaysbemadebigger.You'lloftenseereportsofbreastexpansiononUndercurrentClub.AsI'msureyoucaninferfromtheterm,breastexpansioniswhenaslut'sbreastssuddenlystarttogrowlarger,usuallyduetosomemagicalpower.IwishIhadthatabilityinreallife.Smallbreastswillbeathingofthepast.TheworldwillbeonadietofallZcups.Often,gamesthatdealwithbreastexpansionalsodealwithbodyhorror.Dependingonhowyouplay,abitch'sbonesmightbebrokenandreshaped,theirfleshmightbepiercedandsinged,ortheirfacemightbedisfigured.AnotherhardcorespecialtyofporngamesareAmazongiantpussies.Myfansarealreadyveryfamiliarwiththistypeofpussies.Amazonbabesareslutswithhugemuscleswhocanripyourdickoffandthrowitintothedeepsea.Thesebitchesloveonlytwothings:fuckingandbeatingmen.Dietosnusnu.Goboldly"Goforit"isoneofthemostfamoustropesinadultgames.Thenamecomesfrom"StarTrek".KirkintheoriginalseriesandRickin"TheNextGeneration"bothlikedtointroducethemselvesbyfuckinganewspecies."Goforit"doesn'thavetoinvolvealiens.Itcanbesexwithdemons,Bigfoot,theLochNessMonster,chupacabras,ghosts,ormummies.Thepointisthatthebitchisn'thuman.It'sapitythatmyreadersgaveuponhavingsexwithhumansyearsago.Thechancesofhavingsexwithahumanwomanareslimtonone,andhavingsexwithacryptorchidwomansoundsmorelikely.Ablogisonlyasgoodasitsdesign.Alotofinformationisspreadonablog,soifthecontentoftheblogisdisorganized,itwillbeinconvenienttouse.StayOrganizedLuckily,TheUndertowClubhasaclear,organizeddesign.ThemainmenuislocatedatthetopandcontainsoptionsforHome,Forums,LatestNews,Media,Resources,Tags,Members,SexCams,Login,Register,Search,NewPost,SearchForums,andlinkstoyourfavoritepornreviewexperts.Atthebottomrightisthenavigationmenu,whichhelpsyounavigatethesiteefficiently.Themenuisdividedintofivesections.Thefirstisalinktothemembers'Discordaccounts.Atthetimeofwritingthisreview,therewere50peopleonline.That'salotofpeopletomakefriendswithandswapwarstorieswith.Thesecondsectionlistsalltheonlinemembers.IbetpeoplelikeFeetGobbler,BigFutaBalls,andStickyFingers69havesomethingwisetosay.Ifyoulisten,youmightlearnsomething.ThethirdsectionisalistofthelatestpostsfromtheUndercurrentClub.Currentlyitincludescontentsuchas"BestXXXGameList","NudeModifiersforTraditionalGames"and"ModifierRequests".ThesecondtolastpartisthelatestresourceonTheUndertowClub.Rightnow,I'mworkingonEM'sRubyDragonmodandthesexyDiablo4mod.Thelastsectionisthesitestatistics.TheDarkClubcontains15,000topics,215,000messages,105,000members,andthelastmembertojoinisBobotheHobo.TheforumsonthehomepagearedividedintotheSocialClubandtheRecreationRoom.TheSocialClubincludesclubannouncements,agreetingroom,generaldiscussions,aguestroom,andanareaforreportingsiteissues.TheRecreationRoomfocusesmoreongaming,includingkinkandfetish,superdeepthroat,gamemodding,gamedevelopment,adultanderoticgames,visualart,fiction,androle-playing.Asyoucansee,TheUndertowClubprovidesyouwitheverythingyouneedtocumwhileplayingvideogames.Youwilllovetheinteractivenatureofmasturbatinginporngames.TheUndertowClubwillteachyoueverythingyouneedtoknowtomaximizeyourexperience.ItwouldbefunifTheUndertowClubhadafewgamestoplayonsite.Ibetthememberswouldlovetosupportthem.Youstillhavealotofresearchtodo,soIwon'tgetinyourway.Porn 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