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Calabash Brothers

Incest X Station


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DoyouwanttostreamfullpornmoviesatBang.com?Thishastobethemostimportantdomainscoreofyourlife,amIright?It'sfast,punchy,andstraighttothepoint,tellingyoueverythingaboutthesitebeforeyouevenvisit.Damn,theguysatBangStudiosreallygotlucky.ItreallymakesyouwonderiftheycanliveuptothehighexpectationsthatanamelikeBangsetsforapremiumpaypornsite.Well,let'stakealookatit,shallwe?Fromthemomentyoulogintothemembersarea,you'reimmediatelyhitwithanad.Well,notagreatstart,Bang,I'mnotgoingtolie.Youalreadyhavemymoneyandyouwantmore?That'sfuckingbullshit.No,you'renotgettinganymoreofmymoney.Neitherisyourfuckingpartner.Justtakemetotheso-calledgreatpornthatI'vealreadypaidfor.Okay,whatever.Justclick"Takemetothemembersarea"andignoreit,Iguess.Wait!Don'tclickintothemembersareasoquickly.Inthesmaller,easytomisstextyou'llfind"Don'tshowmethisagain."Yep.Clicktherefirst.Well,Iguessthisoptionalmostmakesupforthefactthatyou'readvertisingtomeonadamnpaysite.Atleastyouallowmetheoptiontoonlyadvertisetomeonce.Fine,Iallowthat.I'veseenworseadsonsimilarpaysitesbefore.There'salotofdamnstuffgoingonhere...Okay,nowyoucanclickthroughtothememberspage.Thesitelooksprettygood.You'vegotsomeslickdesign,thetypicalblackbackgroundandredtextcombo,andatonofthumbnailsdividedintoabunchofcategories.Youhaveahugepromoforthemainvideothey'recurrentlypeddling,attheverytopofthepage.Belowthat,you'llfind"NewBangOriginals,"andalistofchannelstochoosefrom.Keepscrollingdownandyou’llfindasectioncalled“BangPrime,”whichIbelievemeansthatsimilartoAmazonPrime,Bangoffersitsmemberscontentmadebyotherstudios.Thisisverycoolinmyopinion,andIhaven’tseenthisfeatureonanyotherpremiumsites.It’salwaysnicewhenasitegivesyouatonofoptionstomixandexploredifferentcontent,especiallysinceeachstudiotendstohaveitsownniche.Furtherdownthepage,there'sanotherhugepromotion.Thistimeit'sforBang'slatestseries,"PrettyandRaw,"withthesubtitle"BeautifulbabesgetatasteofRAWhardcoresex."Well,atleastit'snotanadforanothersite.But,it'sstillprettyfuckingfrustrating,becauseit'shuge-we'retalkingaboutthefullsizeofanormalwebpage-andtheclipsareconstantlylooping,soitslowstherestofthesitedownabit.But,keepscrollinganyway.Thenextsectiononthehomepageconsistsoftoday'sfeaturedvideo,andbelowthis,you'llfinda"BecauseYouWatched..."section.Ithinkthisisanicetouch,especiallysincethesesitescanbehugeandoftenaren'tsupereasytonavigateatfirst.SoIalwaysappreciateitwhenasiteisabletorecommendcontenttomebasedonmytastessothatIdon'thavetospendhourssiftingthrougheverythingontheirsite.LostinaseaofpussyAsyou'veprobablyfiguredoutbynowfromreadingthelastfewparagraphs,Bang'shomepageishuge.Also,it'snotparticularlycleanorwell-organized.Also,asImentioned,it'sabitsloweddownbytwogiantpromotionalvideosthatkeepautoplaying.I'dliketoseeBangcleanuptheirhomepageabit-shrinkitdownabit,slowdownthepromotionalvideosabit,andprovideclearernavigationtoolsforthesite.It'snotlikeBangisasmallsite.Notbyalongshot.Theyboast122,037videosonthehomepage(there'sacounterthatkeepstrackofhowmanyvideosyou'vewatched,whichisafunfeature).IwishBangwouldgiveitsusersmorewaystobrowsethroughallofthosevideos.Inthesite'smenubar,youonlyhave"Videos,""B!Originals,""Prime,""Channels,""PornStars,"and"Live."There'snowayofacomprehensivesearchorcategorydirectory(atleastonethat'seasytofind).GreatoriginalcontentAsfarasBang'soriginalcontentgoes,Ithinkit'sprettygood.It'swellshotwithoutbeingoverlycinematic,andthemodelsareallgreat.OnethingIreallyappreciateaboutBang'soriginalcontentisthatthephotographersknowhowtovarytheirangles,andadditionally,knowwhattofocuson.In"premium"pornvideos,Ioftenfeelthatthecameramanismorefocusedonfilmingthescenethanonhavingsex.Orthey'llstayononeanglefortoolong(or,conversely,switchanglestoooften).That'snotthecasewithBangvideos,though.Thecameraworkseachangleandpositionforjusttherightamountoftimebeforeswitchingtosomethingnew.It'satrickybalanceattimes,soasaconnoisseurofpornmaterial,IwanttoapplaudtheBangteamfortheirexcellentinstincts.SlamazonPrimeInadditiontoalltheoriginalcontent,Bangalsohasalistofchannelsformemberstochoosefrom.Thesearedividedupbycategory,andtherearealotofthem.Whenyouclickthroughtothe"Channels"page,itstartstofeelsimilartoatubesite.Youhave"18YearOldSchoolGirl,""18YearOldBlack,"and"LatinoHornyMan"tochoosefrom(tonameafew).ThisisthepartofBang.comthatstartstofeelorganizedandeasiertonavigate.Ontheleftsideofthescreen,inadditiontothechannellist,you'llfindtabsshowingyourfavoritevideos,Favorites,History,WatchLater,andyourplaylists.Iguessfilteringbycategoryisdoneforyouthroughindividualchannels.But,eventhen,itseemsoddthatyoudon'thaveanytabsavailable.IneverknewhowmuchIappreciatedtabsuntilIvisitedBangandhadtogeton(andoff)withoutthem.Theyjustmakeeverythingsomucheasierandmoreorganized.Onceyouclickintoavideo,sure,therearetabsforyoutoexplore,butitseemslikeitshouldbeaccessibleonotherpages,too.Somemissingpieces...AnothertypicalpornsitefeaturethatisnoticeablymissingfromBang.comistheabilitytocommentonvideos.Sure,theyallowyouto"like"or"dislike"videos,butthat'swhereBang.com'suserinterfacebeginsandends.Ialwaysappreciateasite(especiallyoneIpayfor)thatoffersatleastalittlesenseofcommunityorsomeformofinteractivity.Inapost-socialmediadigitalworld,itseemsunacceptableforasitetonothavethesebasicfeatureswhensomanyothersitesofferthem.However,asforBang,regardingtheuserinterfaceandsuch,theydohavetheirowncamsitefilledwithsupersexymodelsreadytosatisfyyoureverydesire.Thereisalsoasitededicatedtoamateursandhomemadecontent.Butsadly,thesefeaturesrequireadditionalregistrationandupgradesandarenotincludedinthestandardBangPrimemembership.Extra,extra!Thatsaid,Bangdoeshaveaprettyimpressiveblogandnewssectionthat'supdatedregularlyandcontainsatonoffascinatingreadstokeepyouentertainedbetweenfappings.Theirblogincludescolumnsontheadultindustryandsextrends,newsaboutBangmodelsandevents,andinterviewswithsomeofthehottestgirlsinporn.It'sdefinitelynoteverydaythatyoucomeacrossapornsitethat'salsoaquasi-newsorganization.But,thenagain,maybethat'sjustsomethingI'minterestedinbecauseI'mageekforhire,all.I'msureyoudegeneratesouttheredon'tcareaboutthenewsvalueofpornsitesatall,andforgoodreason,you'rejustheretocum!Luckyforyou,thereareplentyofpeopleherewhoareinterested!Well,you'relucky,thereareplentyofreasonstocumatBang.com-hundredsofthousandsofvideosfromawiderangeoflesser-known(butstillgood)studios,plustonsoforiginalcontent.Sure,thesitecouldbedesignedalittlebetter,buthey,ifitgetsthejobdone,I'mahappyshooter.AndBang.comcertainlygetsthejobdone.Happymasturbating,assholes!

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